I never thought that life would be exactly like in Gossip Girl

first , I am Chuck Bass , I went to sunway lagoon on saturday and had fun and all . Then I went to sleepover at my so called friend's house , let's call him Nate Archibald , and my bestfriend which I trust joined me , and let's call him Dan Humphrey . So we had fun and all , swimming , vain-ning and all that crap . Then I suddenly talked about my crush , let's call her , Serena van der Woodsen . I told them about her , every detail about her and I really like her . Nate got overexcited that he has the same taste of style . Nate emo-ed about Serena and beg me to give her number and all but I refused . Suddenly , Nate talked to her bestfriend or idk , maybe more than a bestfriend , Blair Waldorf , and we also joined and webcam-ed with her and all . Then , I took her number just because want to keep in touch . Then Nate get emo-ed and accusing me that I wanted to take Blair Waldorf and all . Sorry Nate , I already broken up with someone for crying out loud ! = =" Why would i want to find another girl so fast ? Stupidass = =" Then , Nate went over the gossip girl blog and search every detail he could find about Serena and call her and get to know her . He even wanted to kick my ass if I didn't tell him about Serena . WTF NATE ?! Dan Humphrey was telling Nate to stop what he is doing but Nate is such a thick headed person , so what to do . I guess , every human beings is just the same huh ? Because of some hot girl , they broke their relationship for the sake of some hot GIRL ? I ain't sad because of you liking her Nate , it's because how you made me realized , NOBODY , i mean NOBODY CAN BE TRUSTED in this CRUEL DAMN STUPIDASS WORLD .

-Im Chuck Bass-